Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Hitler Youth return with President Trump from 1944

President Trump returned from the past with a group of Hitler Youth earlier today.  The President praised the group's willingness to return with him to 2019 where they can serve as ambassadors from the Third Reich.

"These young men will help improve relations between our youth and our allies.  They represent a huge bridge between the past and the present" said the President.  "The time is now to invest in this huge bridge, and will totally make the future better for years to come."



According to an anonymous source the youth visited the Lincoln Memorial in Washington.  They met up with the Black Hebrew Israelites while they bravely protested Nazis and decided to take them out.  The youth donned their MAGA caps began to descend upon the Black Hebrew Israelites in order to shut down their protest.

A group of proud indigenous people came to the aid of the Black Hebrew Israelites but were quickly subdued.  First responders arrived at the scene to tend to the many brave, wounded protesters. 

"What are you talking about?  We're responding to a fight with several people in need of medical attention, but I don't see anyone here." said one of the first responders when asked if the families had been notified.
"Seems like a prank to me" said a second.

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